HAM AND CHEESE DOG BONES, HAM AND CHEESE DOG TREATS

HAM AND CHEESE DOG BONES

These healthy dog bones were created by someone who loves big furry dogs that take up the whole bed!!!!!!!!!!

HAM AND CHEESE DOG BONES.

SO, AS USUAL, LET'S START WITH THE INGREDIENTS.  FOR THE HAM AND CHEESE DOG BONES, YOU WILL NEED THE FOLLOWING: (EGGS, APPLE SAUCE, BACON, CHEERIOS, HAM, CHEESE, ORGANIC PUMPKIN, BLUEBERRIES, FLOUR AND SOME WATER.)

  

START WITH ONE POUND OF BACON.  

PLACE THE BACON ON SOME PAPER TOWELS AND PLACE UPON A MICROWAVABLE PLATE.  YOU CAN ALWAYS JUST BAKE THE BACON IN THE OVEN OR FRY THE BACON UP ON YOUR STOVE.

HERE IS A DIFFERENT VIEW OF THE BACON.  DON'T BOTHER SPLITTING UP THE BACON INTO STRIPS.  JUST DUMP THE WHOLE PACKAGE ON THE PLATE.  LET YOUR MICROWAVE WORK FOR YOU!!!

MICROWAVE THE BACON FOR 6 MINUTES AND STOP.  OPEN THE DOOR AND CHECK TO SEE IF IT IS CRISP.  PROBABLY NOT!!! CLOSE THE DOOR AND HEAT FOR ANOTHER 6 MINUTES UNTIL FULLY COOKED.

TIME TO ADD SOME HAM.  I USED AT LEAST 1 - 2 POUNDS OF FULLY COOKED HAM.

FOUND THIS DOG ON THE INTERNET.  THINK HE MAY BE HUNGRY?




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TIME TO CUT UP THE HAM INTO TINY CUBES AND TIME TO BRING OUT THE BLENDER.

CHOP UP THE HAM AND TOSS IT INTO YOUR BLENDER.  ADD ABOUT 1/3 CUP OF APPLE SAUCE AND 1/3 CUP OF WATER INTO THE BLENDER.  NOW, IF YOU ALL HAVE A BIG BLENDER, YOU WON'T HAVE TO REPEAT THIS PROCESS 4 TIMES (LIKE I HAD TO)  I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS 2018...A NEW BIG BOY BLENDER!!

KEEP BLENDING UNTIL YOU HAVE USED UP ALL THE HAM.  REMEMBER TO ADD 1/3 CUP OF APPLE SAUCE TO EACH BLENDER LOAD..

TIME TO ADD SOME FRUIT INTO THE MIXTURE.  GRAB 1 CUP OF FRESH BLUEBERRIES AND TWO EGGS.

CRACK THE EGGS AND TOSS THEM INTO THE BLENDER WITH THE FRESH BLUEBERRIES.

LOOK GOOD SO FAR.  NOW THAT YOU HAVE THE EGGS AND BLUEBERRIES IN THE FOOD BLENDER; START YOUR ENGINES!!

WOW, NOT THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS.  SORT OF LOOKS LIKE A RASPBERRY SMOOTHIE.. (PROBABLY TASTES LIKE CRAP WITH THOSE EGGS!!!)

TAKE ONE CUP OF CHEERIOS.

THROW IT INTO THE MIXING BOWL.  ADD 2 CUPS OF SHREEDED CHEESE AND TOSS IT INTO THE BOWL..

REMEMBER THAT BACON IN THE MICROWAVE.  WELL, IT'S TIME TO CUT IT UP AND THROW IT INTO THE BLENDER.

YOU WILL NEED TO ADD ABOUT 1/2 CUP OF WATER TO THE BLENDER MIXED WITH THE COOKED BACON.

BLEND AWAY, BABY.....

NOW, FOR ALL THOSE FAITHFULL BLOGGER FOLLOWERS THAT HAVE BEEN TENTATIVELY AND ANXIOUSLY AWAITING MY NEWEST AND GREATEST DOG BONE RECIPES......................WELL, IT'S TIME TO ADD THE FLOUR!!!

GO AHEAD.  ADD 9 CUPS OF FLOUR!!!!

STIR..POUND..BEAT..KICK..PUNCH..PINCH...TICKLE...SLAM.....THAT DOUGH UNTIL IT FEELS RIGHT.  YOU DON'T WANT IT TOO STICKY SO YOU MAY NEED TO ADD A SPRINKLE, OR A DASH, OR PERHAPS A FISTFUL OF FLOUR TO THE MIXTURE.

TAKE THE DOUGH AND ROLL IT OUT.  CUT INTO SHAPES AND TOSS INTO THE OVEN FOR 1 HOUR AT 350 DEGREES.

HERE IS THE END RESULT.  AWESOME TASTING HAM AND CHEESE DOG BONES.  I PERSONALLY ATE TWO OF THESE BONES, MYSELF.  THEY REALLY ARE (NOT TO BAD).....

TO WRITE DRACULA OF TO LEAVE YOUR OWN RECIPES: PLEASE HIT THE LINK BELOW.  THANK YOU..

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Pumpkin dog treats, Pumpkin dog bones

 

HOMEMADE PUMPKIN DOG TREATS

 

 

THESE ARE SOME OF THE TASTIEST DOG BONES THAT I HAVE MADE SO FAR THIS YEAR.  I ACTUALLY ATE TWO OF THE BONES (WITH SOME MILK) AND GOT TO SAY, THEY ARE DELICIOUS. 

 

 

AND THE RECEPIENT OF THE 2017 PUMPKIN DOG BONE AWARDS ARE:.....DRACULA MARGETTS!!!!!!

are you making some treats for Dracula?

SO, HERE ARE THE INGREDIENTS USED TO MAKE THESE PUMPKIN DOG BONE TREATS.  IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER (DRUM ROLL PLEASE).... ORGANIC CHICKEN BROTH; FLOUR; SHREDDED CHEESE; ORGANIC PUMPKIN; CHICKEN; BACON; EGGS

I USED ONE POUND OF BACON FOR THIS RECIPE.  PLACE THE BACON ON SOME PAPER TOWELS..

TOSS THE BACON INTO YOUR MICROWAVE.  6-9 MINUTES ON HIGH SHOULD DO THE TRICK.

I KIND OF CHEATED WHEN IT CAME TO THE CHICKEN.  I BOUGHT A PRE-COOKED CHICKEN FROM THE GROCERY STORE (ATE HALF OF IT MYSELF)

 

 

 

 

SHREAD THE CHICKEN TO PIECES AND ADD ABOUT A 1/2 CUP OF ORGANIC CHICKEN BROTH TO THE MIXTURE.  TOSS THEM INTO YOUR BLENDER AND BLEND AWAY.  OBVIOUSLY I HAD TO REPEAT THIS PROCESS A FEW TIMES AS I USE THIS TINY BLENDER TO MAKE ALL MY DOG TREATS.

 

 

 

BLEND AWAY BABY!!!

OK, TIME TO ADD SOME FLOUR TO THE MIXTURE.  I ACTUALLY USED 8 CUPS OF FLOUR (MAYBE 9 IF YOU ARE REALLY COUNTING...)

POUR THE FLOUR AND THE CHICKEN BROTH MIXTURE INTO A BOWL OR POT (YEP, WE HAD TO USE A POT AS I DECIDED TO MAKE A TANK-LOAD OF DOG BONES.  SINCE I STARTED DOING THESE TREATS, MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE ASKING ME TO MAKE THEM SOME FOR THEIR PETS.....

YEP, THIS IS JUST A PICTURE SHOWING YOU HOW TO ADD FLOUR INTO THE POT.  IT'S A DIFFICULT PROCESS AND ONE THAT SHOULD ONLY BE DONE BY A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL OR BY A DIPSOMANIAC CANADIAN BOY WITH GRAND ILLUSIONS OF BECOMING THE NEXT FAMOUS DOG CHEF.. (thinking about it, are their any famous dog chefs?)

SO, HERE COMES THE TWO CANS OF PUMPKIN

I HAD A CONVERSATION WITH MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE AS TO WHAT YOU WOULD CALL THIS PUMPKIN CONCOCTION.  IS IT A PUMPKIN PUREE; PUMPKIN SAUCE; PUMPKIN FILLING?  REGARDLESS, JUST OPEN THE TWO FUCKING CANS AND TOSS THEM INTO THE MIXTURE. 

ADD ONE CUP OF SHREDDED CHEESE.

NOW, REMEMBER ALL THAT AWESOME BACON?  TIME TO TAKE IT OUT OF THE MICROWAVE AND START CHOPPING IT UP.

IT'S BEST IF YOU USE SOME SOPHISTICATED TOOL TO ASSIST YOU IN THIS PROCESS.  I USED A PAIR OF RIGHT HANDED BLUE TARGET BOUGHT SCISSORS FOR THIS DELICATE PROCEDURE.

 

KEEP CHOPPING.....

NOW, REMEMBER THOSE TWO EGGS.  YEP, THAT'S RIGHT....POP THOSE BABIES OPEN AND TOSS THEM INTO THE BLENDER ALONG WITH THE CHOPPED BACON AND THE ORGANIC CHICKEN BROTH.  FOR PURPOSES OF THIS DEMONSTRATION...I PLACED THE UNCRACKED EGGS INTO THE BLENDER...DO NOT DO THAT!!!!!!  CRACK THOSE EGGS...EGGSHELLS ARE NOT HEALTHY FOR DOGS TO EAT.

 

IT SHOULD LOOK SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 

BLEND ALL THE INGREDIENTS TOGETHER..

 

ALMOST LOOKS EDIBLE

THROW ALL THE INGREDIENTS INTO THE MIXING BOWL / MIXING POT... (NOW, FOR ALL THOSE LUCKY ASSHOLES LIVING IN COLORADO...MIXING POT MAY HAVE A SPECIAL MEANING FOR YOU FORTUNATE BASTARDS!!!)  I'M JUST SAYING OUTLOUD WHAT WE HERE IN TEXAS ARE ALL THINKING!!! 

MIX UNTIL THE DOUGH IS THICK.  YOU MAY NEED TO ADD A LITTLE EXTRA FLOUR TO THICKEN THE CONCOCTION...

PREHEAT THE OVEN TO 350 DEGREES.  TAKE OUT YOUR COOKING PANS AND COVER WITH SOME PARCHMENT PAPER.  THE PARCHMENT PAPER ONLY ADDS TO THE CLEAN-UP PROCESS.  TO MAKE THE PARCHMENT PAPER STICK TO THE PANS, I USUALLY SQUIRT THEM WITH SOME PAM.

ROLL OUT THE DOUGH AND START CUTTING IT INTO SHAPES.

COOK FOR 1 HOUR AND THIS IS WHAT I CAME UP WITH.  YEP, PUMPKIN COWBOY BOOTS...

 

YUMMY....NOW, WHERE ARE THE DOGS?

YEP, MR. DRACULA MARGETTS SLEEPING THROUGH THE WHOLE PROCESS.  WELL, EVENTUALLY HE DID WAKE UP AND GORGED ON HIS NEW TREATS..

IF YOUR PET INJOYED THESE TREATS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO EITHER EMAIL ME A NOTE AT: RSTOM03@AOL.COM OR ADD A MESSAGE ON THE BLOG.  ALSO, PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO SEND ME YOUR IDEAS ON DOG TREATS...