HOMEMADE PET TREATS AND RECIPES: CHRISTMAS DOG TREATS, CHRISTMAS DOG BONES

Monday, December 16, 2019

CHRISTMAS DOG TREATS, CHRISTMAS DOG BONES

CHRISTMAS DOG BONES

SO, HERE IS THE NEW RECIPE FOR THE CHRISTMAS / HOLIDAY DOG TREATS. PICTURED BELOW ARE THE INGREDIENTS USED TO MAKE THIS TASTY TREAT. IT SHOULD MAKE AROUND 120+ YUMMP TREATS FOR YOUR FAVORITE FURRY FRIEND. AS ALWAYS, PLEASE REFRIGERATE YOUR TREATS...

I USED THE FOLLOWING INGREDIENTS. INCIDENTALLY, I FORCED MY WIFE TO EAT ONE OF THE COOKIES AND THEY ARE GOOD... (TWO EGGS, 1.5 POUNDS OF BACON; 2 POUNDS OF GROUND TURKEY; 3 APPLES; ONE CAN OF PUMPKIN; WATERMELLON; CHEESE; SPINACH; BROTH; FLOUR; CARROTS AND 5 TABLESPOONS OF LOVE).

FLOUR; YOU WILL END UP USING THE COMPLETE BAG BUT START WITH 12 CUPS OF FLOUR. NOW, THE NUTCRACKERS JUST SHOWED UP TO WATCH THE WHOLE PROCESS AS THEY HAD NOTHING BETTER TO DO TODAY. NO, THEY DID NOT HELP WITH THE PROJECT; THEY JUST SAT THERE AND DRANK WHILE I DID ALL THE WORK.

THROW THE FLOUR INTO A MIXING BOWL. I USED A PAN FOR EASIER CLEAN UP (ALTHOUGH MY WIFE DID ALL THE DISHES)

TOSS TWO EGGS INTO THE BATTER.

TAKE A CUP OF CARROTS

TAKE THE CARROTS AND ONE CUP OF FRESH WATERMELLON AND TOSS THEM INTO A BLENDER. YOU PROBABLY WANT TO USE A BIGGER BLENDER THAN THE ONE PICTURED ABOVE. MY WIFE PROMISED ME A NEW INDUSTRIAL SIZED BLENDER FOR CHRISTMAS 2026.

OBVIOUSLY, THE NEXT STEP IS TO BLEND IT INTO A PUREE.

TIME TO ADD THE SPINACH. I USED TWO CUPS OF THIS DELECTABLE VEGETABLE AND ADDED SOME BONE BROTH (CAN SUBSTITUE CHICKEN BROTH OR BEEF BROTH OR WATER IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE BROTH) I CHOSE THE LOW SODIUM BROTH.

YEAH BABY. NOW THAT IS STARTING TO LOOK GOOD. DOG TREATS THAT ARE NOT ONLY TASTY, BUT HEALTHY!!!!

HEY, WHO INVITED THIS JERK TO THE PARTY?

TIME TO ADD SOME APPLES.

CHOP UP TWO OR THREE APPLES.

ONCE YOU HAVE CHOPPED UP THE APPLES, TOSS THEM INTO THE BLENDER WITH SOME BROTH.

BLEND THE APPLES AND BROTH TOGETHER UNTIL LIQUEFIED

TOSS THE LIQUID APPLE MIXTURE INTO THE MIXING BOWL AND MIX EVERYTHING TOGETHER.

NOW COMES THE BACON. MAN'S THIRD BEST FRIEND BEHIND THE WIFE AND THE DOG.

TIME TO MICROWAVE THE BACON UNTIL CRISPY. IN ALL I MICROWAVED IT FOR AROUND 9 MINUTES.

NOW, WHILE WAITING FOR THE BACON TO COOK, LET'S TAKE THE REMAINING INGREDIENTS AND ADD THEM TO THE MIXTURE. OPEN A CAN OF PUMPKIN AND USE TWO CUPS. ADD THE PUMPKIN TO THE MIXTURE.

WHO CUT THE CHEESE?

ADD TWO LARGE CUPS OF GRATED OR SHREDDED CHEESE.

OK, SO NOW WE NEED TO ADD THE GROUND TURKEY. USE 2 POUNDS OF GROUND TURKEY. IF YOU DON'T HAVE TURKEY....DON'T WORRY. YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE IT FOR SOME GROUND CHICKEN.

FRY UP THE TURKEY IN A SAUCE PAN OVER THE OVEN. USE SOME OIL SO YOU DON'T BURN THE GROUND TURKEY.

ONCE THE TURKEY HAS BEEN FULLY COOKED, TOSS IT INTO THE BLENDER AND ADD SOME BROTH. BLEND EVERYTHING TOGETHER UNTIL LIQUEFIED.

TIME TO ADD THE BACON TO THE MIXING BOWL. I WOULD SUGGEST THAT YOU CHOP UP THE BACON EITHER USING SOME SICCORS OR A SHARP KNIFE BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO THROW IT INTO THE BLENDER. CHOP UP THE BACON AND ADD SOME BROTH AND BLEND AWAY!!

IT SHOULD LOOK SOMETHING LIKE THIS

YUMMY. A BACON SLUSHY. HELL, WE COULD SELL THIS DRINK DOWN AT THE LOCAL VEGAN BAR?

ONCE YOU HAVE ADDED ALL THE INGREDIENTS TOGETHER AND POUNDED IT INTO DOUGH, IT'S TIME TO START CUTTING IT UP INTO PIECES. IF YOU HAVE A FAVORITE COOKIE CUTTER...THEN USE IT! IF YOU ARE TOO EXHAUSED OR DRUNK FROM ALL THE WORK, TRY USING A PIZZA CUTTER.