HALLOWEEN DOG TREATS, PUMPKIN DOG TREATS, HOLIDAY PET TREATS, PUMPKIN DOG BONES

 

HOLIDAY TREATS FOR YOUR BEST FURRY FRIEND

DRACULA AND STEPHANEY

HERE ARE THE INGREDIENTS FOR THESE TASTY DOG BONE TREATS.  (CALF LIVER; BACON; GINGER; TUNA FISH; FLOUR; CHEESE; BROTH; PEAS; PUMPKIN; OMEGA-3; TURMERIC; BLUEBERRIES; SPINACH)  I KNOW, I KNOW.  TOO MANY INGREDIENTS, BUT IT’S DELICIOUS AND SOMEWHAT HEALTHY.

                                                                                 LET’S START WITH THE THREE ESSENTIAL INGREDIENTS; LIVER, GINGER ROOT AND OMEGA-3.  DOGS LOVE LIVER.  (I CAN’T STAND THE TASTE OF LIVER!!!!)   START WITH ONE POUND OF DELICIOUS LIVER AND THROW IT INTO A PAN.  

       

ADD A SQUIRT OF OMEGA-3 AND CHOP UP SOME GINGER ROOT AND ADD IT INTO THE PAN.

                               

LOOKING AT IT FROM THIS ANGLE, IT KIND OF LOOKS EDIBLE.

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COOK UNTIL DONE.  I PROBABLY COOKED THE LIVER FOR 15-20 MINUTES.

BACON TIME.  YOU KNOW IT.  ALL DOGS LOVE BACON EVEN FINICKY ONES.  THEY WILL EAT BACON HERE; THEY WILL EAT BACON THERE.  Green yellow and full of slime….it’s always bacon time.

Toss the pound of delicious bacon into the microwave and cook.  (around 15 minutes)

While the bacon is cooking you might as well start with the flour.  In all, I used around 13 cups of flour for this savory concoction.

Pumpkin.  Open one can of pumpkin and toss it into the mixture.

Green peas and tune fish.  Sounds like something they used to eat on the Brady bunch!!!  add one can of each.

ADD A FEW DASHES OF TURMERIC TO THE LIVER.

TIME TO CHECK ON THE LIVER.  GOOD, ALL DONE.  TAKE THE LIVER OUT OF THE PAN AND ADD SOME BEEF BROTH INTO THE BLENDER.

BLEND AWAY.  

BLUEBERRIES

ADD TWO CUPS  

BLEND AWAY.

ADD TWO CUPS OF SPINACH.  TOSS IT INTO THE BLENDER AND BLEND AWAY BABY.

YEAH, I KNOW.  IT LOOKS DISGUSTING.  BUT HEY, IT’S GREEN AND HEALTHY.

TAKE THE BACON OUT OF THE MICROWAVE AND CUT IT INTO BITS.  TOSS THE BACON INTO THE BLENDER.  YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!  BLEND AWAY.

 

TIME TO ADD THAT SHREDDED CHEESE TO THE MIXTURE.  I PUT IN 2 FULL CUPS OF CHEESE.

MIX EVERYTHING TOGETHER.

IT’S DOUGH TIME.  

ROLL IT OUT AND CUT THEM INTO SHAPES.

BAKE AT 350 FOR 1 HOUR.

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BOOGERS FROM HEAVEN

 

Lick lick

Pick pick

Ram that tiny finger up the hole

And grab that delectable sushi role

 

Green and gooey

Tasty and chewy

No rhyme or reason

It’s just picking season

 

Hold that booger high in the air

Twirl it between the fingers and rub it into your hair

It’s a treasure trove, an endless pot

A cornucopia of delicious snot

 

Open wide and tilt head back

Here comes some salty crap

Not the first and definitely not the last bite tonight

I’ve got two nostrils, one on the left and one on the right.