Turkey Bacon Treats

 

TURKEY BACON DOG TREATS

 

 

 

 OK, SO HERE ARE THE INGREDIENTS YOU WILL NEED TO MAKE THIS TASTY TREAT FOR YOUR FURRY FRIENDS.  NOT LET ME SEE IF I HAVE THIS CORRECT.  (TWO EGGS, FLOUR, ORGANIC CHICKEN BROTH, CHEESE, CHEERIOS, GROUND TURKEY, BLUEBERRIES, CARROTS, CORN AND TONS OF BACON.)

 

 

 LET'S START WITH THE GROUND TURKEY.  IF YOU WANT TO USE GROUND CHICKEN INSTEAD OF THE GROUND TURKEY; THAT WOULD BE OK.

 

 
THROW THE TURKEY INTO A SAUCE PAN (FRYING PAN) ADD SOME COCONUT OIL INSTEAD OF BUTTER OR COOKING OIL. 

ADD ABOUT 1/4 CUP OF COCONUT OIL

FRY UP THE TURKEY UNTIL NICE AND BROWN.  TURN OFF THE BURNERS AND LET THE COOKED TURKEY SIT AND COOL FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES IN THE FRYING PAN.

 

 NOW, FOR THE MAGICAL INGREDIENT!!!!BACON

 


YOU CAN EITHER CHOOSE TO FRY IT UP IN A PAN OR IF YOU ARE LAZY LIKE ME, LET THE MICROWAVE DO THE JOB.  I SET THE BACON ON A COOKING PAN AND PUT SOME PAPER TOWEL ON THE TOP TO PREVEN EXCESSIVE OIL SPLATTER INSIDE THE MICROWAVE.  THIS IS ONE OF THOSE SECRETS TO A GOOD MARRIAGE!!  DON'T MESS UP THE MICROWAVE AND EXPECT YOUR SPOUSE TO BE HAPPY WITH YOU..

SEE, IT ONLY TOOK ME 30 YEARS OF MARRIAGE TO LEARN THIS TRICK...

MAKE SURE TO COOK THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR BACON.  GO AHEAD AND BURN IT BABY UNTIL NICE AND CRISPY..

DON'T THROW OUT THE BACON DRIPPINGS.  POUR IT INTO THE MIXTURE.

DRACULA COULD SMELL THE BACON FROM A MILE AWAY AND HAD TO COME AND INSPECT THE QUALITY OF MY WORK.

DOG BEGGING AT IT'S BEST.  PLEASE DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME DADDY!!!!

 

 

 

TAKE THE BACON AND PUT IT INTO YOUR BLENDER.  ADD ABOUT 1/2 CUP OF CORN AND ABOUT 1/2 CUP OF CHICKEN BROTH.

 

 BLEND AWAY.

IT SHOULD LOOK SOMETHING LIKE THIS WHEN YOU ARE DONE. 

ADD ABOUT 8 CUPS OF FLOUR
 

 

 

SORRY, I DIDN'T HAVE A LARGE ENOUGH MEASURING CUP, CONSEQUENTLY I HAD TO FILL UP THE CUP TWICE TO THE TOP. 

 

 YEP.  THE WIFE WAS HERE..WORKING AS USUAL ON A SATURDAY.  STEPHANEY ZOE MARGETTS (THE HARDEST WORKING PERSON IN THE WORLD)

 

I GIVE YOU THE DOG'S PERSPECTIVE ON WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE WORLD.  THE SAFEST PLACE IN THE WHOLE HOUSE IT UNTER THE TABLE!!!

 

 SO LET'S START ADDING SOMETHINGS TO THE RECIPE..

TAKE TWO EGGS; CRACK THEM OPEN AND ADD THEM TO THE BLENDER.  GRAB ABOUT 1 CUP OF CARROTS.

CHOP UP THE CARROTS BEFORE ADDING THEM INTO THE BLENDER. 

ADD 1/2 CUP OF CHICKEN BROTH.

BLEND AWAY...

LOOK; IT'S AN ORANGE SMOOTHIE..

 

 ADD THE BLENDED EGGS; CARROTS AND CHICKEN BROTH TO THE FLOUR BOWL (OR FLOUR POT)

IT SHOULD LOOK SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 

NOW, ADD ABOUT 1 CUP OF BLUEBERRIES AND PUT THEM INTO THE BLENDER.  YOU WILL NEED TO ADD ABOUT 1/2 CUP OF CHICKEN BROTH INTO THE BLENDER.

LOOKS DELICIOUS?

 

BLEND AWAY...

LOOKS GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT!!!

ADD THE BLENDED BLUEBERRIES TO THE FLOUR BOWL (POT)

 

NOW, TAKE THE BACON DRIPPINGS AND TOSS IT INTO THE FLOUR BOWL...

ADD TWO CUPS OF CHEESE.

NOW, LET'S TAKE THAT COOKED TURKEY AND THROW IT INTO A BLENDER.

ADD 1/2 CUP OF CHICKEN BROTH TO THE COOKED TURKEY.  BLEND AWAY UNTIL COMPLETELY LIQUIFIED.

ADD 2 CUPS OF CHEERIOS TO THE FLOUR BOWL..

 

 

BREAKFAST ANYONE?

 

 

 NOW...START MIXING THE DOUGH UNTIL IT'S NOT TOO STICKY.  YOU MAY HAVE TO ADD ANOTHER 1/2 TO 2 CUPS OF FLOUR DEPENDING ON HOW MOIST YOUR DOUGH MIXTURE IS.

ROLL THE DOUGH AND CUT IT INTO SHAPES.. PLACE ON A COOKIE SHEET.

COOK FOR 50 MINUTES AT 350 DEGREES.  ONCE COOKED, PULL THEM OUT OF THE OVEN AND LET COOL FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. 

 

 HERE YOU GO: TURKEY BACON TREATS.

 

 PLEASE SEND US YOUR DOG TREAT RECIPES.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Elvis Classic Dog Bones, bacon, peanut butter and banana dog bones

ELVIS CLASSIC DOG BONES

 

 

 

Now, everyone knows that Elvis loved bacon, peanut butter and bananas.   I decided not to add the bologna to the recipe as it probably isn't healthy for your furry friends.  My mother used to tell me that they added pig noses, intestines and hooves to bologna.  Hell, I thought it was delicious but I probably don't want to feed it to my dog these days.  Having said that, here are the ingredients to this great recipe.




(CHEESE, ORGANIC BEEF, NATURAL CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER, COCONUT OIL, EGGS, ONE BANANA, APPLE SAUCE, BACON, FLOUR AND WATER.)  THE BLUE SUEDE SHOE AND THE TEDDY BEAR ARE JUST FOR VISUAL EFFECT.

TAKE THE ORGANIC BEEF AND THROW IT INTO A FRYING PAN.  ADD ABOUT 2 TABLESPOONS OF COCONUT OIL AND FRY AWAY.

IT SHOULD LOOK SOMETHING LIKE THIS.  DO NOT POUR OUT THE EXCESSIVE OIL.  LET IT COOL FOR ABOUT 30 MINUTES AND GET TO WORK ON THE OTHER PART OF THE RECIPE.

FRY UP THE BACON UNTIL CRISPY.

 

 

ADD AROUND 7.5 CUPS OF FLOUR

 

 

 

 

ADD ONE CUP OF APPLE SAUCE

 

 

 

 

ADD ONE CUP OF PEANUT BUTTER TO THE RECIPE

 

 

 

 

 

ADD ONE CUP OF CHEESE

TIME TO ADD SOME BACON INTO THE RECIPE.  IT'S EASIER IF YOU CRUMBLE UP THE BACON AND THROW IT INTO A BLENDER LIKE I DID BELOW.

PEEL THE BANANA AND ADD IT INTO THE BLENDER

 

REMOVE THE TWO EGGS FROM THE "BLUE SUEDE SHOE" .  CRACK THEM AND DROP THEM INTO THE BLENDER.  ADD AROUND 1/2 CUP OF WATER AND START BLENDING BABY.....

THIS IS JUST ANOTHER SHOT OF THE KING.  I WAS TRYING TO BRING SOME ARTISTIC PHOTOGRAPHY INTO THIS POST.  (IS IT 5:00 YET?)

BLEND..THAT'S IT. KEEP BLENDING UNTIL IT LOKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

SO, LETS ADD THE ORGANIC MEAT TO THE RECIPE.  IT'S REALLY MUCH EASIER IF YOU BLEND IT ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO CUTTING OUT DOUGH SHAPES.

 

ALMOST DONE.

AFTER MIXING EVERYTHING TOGETHER, IT'S TIME TO START ROLLING OUT THE DOUGH.

ELVIS JUST BEING ELVIS.  I GOT THREE PANS FULL OF TREATS FROM THIS ONE RECIPE.  IT COST AROUND $12.00 AND MADE OVER 60 COOKIES.

 

BAKE AT 350 DEGREES FOR 45 MINUTES.

 

CLASSIC ELVIS DOG BONES.  READY TO EAT.