HALLOWEEN DOG TREATS, PUMPKIN DOG TREATS, HOLIDAY PET TREATS, PUMPKIN DOG BONES

 

HOLIDAY TREATS FOR YOUR BEST FURRY FRIEND

DRACULA AND STEPHANEY

HERE ARE THE INGREDIENTS FOR THESE TASTY DOG BONE TREATS.  (CALF LIVER; BACON; GINGER; TUNA FISH; FLOUR; CHEESE; BROTH; PEAS; PUMPKIN; OMEGA-3; TURMERIC; BLUEBERRIES; SPINACH)  I KNOW, I KNOW.  TOO MANY INGREDIENTS, BUT IT’S DELICIOUS AND SOMEWHAT HEALTHY.

                                                                                 LET’S START WITH THE THREE ESSENTIAL INGREDIENTS; LIVER, GINGER ROOT AND OMEGA-3.  DOGS LOVE LIVER.  (I CAN’T STAND THE TASTE OF LIVER!!!!)   START WITH ONE POUND OF DELICIOUS LIVER AND THROW IT INTO A PAN.  

       

ADD A SQUIRT OF OMEGA-3 AND CHOP UP SOME GINGER ROOT AND ADD IT INTO THE PAN.

                               

LOOKING AT IT FROM THIS ANGLE, IT KIND OF LOOKS EDIBLE.

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COOK UNTIL DONE.  I PROBABLY COOKED THE LIVER FOR 15-20 MINUTES.

BACON TIME.  YOU KNOW IT.  ALL DOGS LOVE BACON EVEN FINICKY ONES.  THEY WILL EAT BACON HERE; THEY WILL EAT BACON THERE.  Green yellow and full of slime….it’s always bacon time.

Toss the pound of delicious bacon into the microwave and cook.  (around 15 minutes)

While the bacon is cooking you might as well start with the flour.  In all, I used around 13 cups of flour for this savory concoction.

Pumpkin.  Open one can of pumpkin and toss it into the mixture.

Green peas and tune fish.  Sounds like something they used to eat on the Brady bunch!!!  add one can of each.

ADD A FEW DASHES OF TURMERIC TO THE LIVER.

TIME TO CHECK ON THE LIVER.  GOOD, ALL DONE.  TAKE THE LIVER OUT OF THE PAN AND ADD SOME BEEF BROTH INTO THE BLENDER.

BLEND AWAY.  

BLUEBERRIES

ADD TWO CUPS  

BLEND AWAY.

ADD TWO CUPS OF SPINACH.  TOSS IT INTO THE BLENDER AND BLEND AWAY BABY.

YEAH, I KNOW.  IT LOOKS DISGUSTING.  BUT HEY, IT’S GREEN AND HEALTHY.

TAKE THE BACON OUT OF THE MICROWAVE AND CUT IT INTO BITS.  TOSS THE BACON INTO THE BLENDER.  YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!  BLEND AWAY.

 

TIME TO ADD THAT SHREDDED CHEESE TO THE MIXTURE.  I PUT IN 2 FULL CUPS OF CHEESE.

MIX EVERYTHING TOGETHER.

IT’S DOUGH TIME.  

ROLL IT OUT AND CUT THEM INTO SHAPES.

BAKE AT 350 FOR 1 HOUR.

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BOOGERS FROM HEAVEN

 

Lick lick

Pick pick

Ram that tiny finger up the hole

And grab that delectable sushi role

 

Green and gooey

Tasty and chewy

No rhyme or reason

It’s just picking season

 

Hold that booger high in the air

Twirl it between the fingers and rub it into your hair

It’s a treasure trove, an endless pot

A cornucopia of delicious snot

 

Open wide and tilt head back

Here comes some salty crap

Not the first and definitely not the last bite tonight

I’ve got two nostrils, one on the left and one on the right.

BOY SCOUT DOG BONES, BOY SCOUT DOG TREATS

BOY SCOUT DOG BONES

HERE ARE THE INGREDIENTS:

(A PINCH OF BASIL; A PINCH OF OREGANO; APPLES; BACON; TURKEY; CHEESE; CARROTS; BROTH; FLOUR; COCONUT OIL; PUMPKIN PUREE; BLUEBERRIES; SPINACH; AND A TON OF PATIENCE).

HERE IS OUR STAR; SETH.  HE NEEDED TO BAKE SOMETHING FOR HIS BOY SCOUT COOKING BADGE.  HE WAS AWESOME AND REALLY ENJOYED BAKING THE DOG TREATS FOR HIS FURRY FAMILY PUPPIES.

I THINK WE USED AT LEAST 2 POUNDS OF LEAN GROUND TURKEY.

PLACE THE GROUND TURKEY ALONG WITH 3 LARGE TABLESPOONS OF COCONUT OIL; ADD A PINCH OF FRESH BASIL AND OREGANO INTO THE PAN AND COOK FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES UNTIL COMPLETELY DONE.

YEP...YOU GUESSED IT.  TIME FOR SOME BACON.  KEVIN BACON THAT IS.  EVERYTHING TASTES BETTER WITH SOME BACON.

 

TIME TO MICROWAVE THE BACON.  I THINK SETH AND I COOKED THE BACON FOR ALMOST 15 MINUTES UNTIL IT WAS REALLY CRISPY.

 

WHILE THE BACON WAS COOKING IN THE MICROWAVE, SETH, THE CHEF CAREFULLY STIRRED THE GROUND TURKEY TO PERFECTION.  

TIME TO ADD SOME BLUEBERRIES.  WE ADDED TWO CUPS TO THE MIXING BOWL.

PLACE THE BLUEBERRIES ALONG WITH 3 OUNCES OF CHICKEN BROTH (YOU CAN SUBSITUTE IT WITH BEEF BROTH OR WATER...IT'S REALLY UP TO YOU AND WHAT YOU CAN FIND IN YOUR COOKING PANTRY) INTO THE BLENDER AND BLEND AWAY BABY!!

   

POUR THE CONCOCTION INTO THE MIXING BOWL ALONG WITH 12 CUPS OF FLOUR.  

TIME TO ADD SOME GREEN TO THIS CONCOCTION.  TAKE A FIST FULL OF SPINACH AND JAM IT INTO YOUR MEASURING BOWL.  I THINK WE USED AT LEAST 4 CUPS OF FRESH SPINACH.  PLACE IT INTO YOUR BLENDER AND ADD AROUND 3 OR 4 OUNCES OF CHICKEN BROTH AND BLEND AWAY.  BLEND!!!

  

  

BLEND…….

SETH AND DRACULA TAKING A WELL DESERVED REST….

 

BACK TO WORK!!! TAKE THE THREE APPLES AND CHOP THEM INTO PIECES.  TOSS THE CHOPPED APPLES INTO THE BLENDER AND HIT THE BUTTON.  TASTES LIKE APPLESAUCE.   

 

TAKE TWO LARGE CARROTS AND CHOP THEM UP AND TOSS THEM INTO THE BLENDER ALONG WITH 3 OR 4 OUNCES OF CHICKEN BROTH.

   

TOSS THE CARROTS INTO THE MIXING BOWL.

ADD TWO LARGE CUPS OF SHREDDED CHEESE.

PUMPKING PUREE ANYONE?  YES, SETH WENT CRAZY AND ADDED ONE CAN OF PUMPKIN PUREE TO THE CONCOCTION.

 

WE DIDN’T FORGET ABOUT THE BACON.  PULL IT OUT OF THE MICROWAVE AND CHOP IT INTO PIECES; ADD 3 OR 4 OUNCES OF CHICKEN BROTH AND PLACE INTO THE BLENDER…YOU GOT IT…BLEND AWAY!!!

 

NOW TAKE THE TURKEY OUT OF THE PAN AND TOSS IT INTO THE BLENDER...BLEND!!!!

MIX EVERYTHING UNTIL IT BECOMES DOUGH.  YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO ADD AN ADDITIONAL 3 CUPS OF FLOUR DURING THIS PROCESS AS THE MIXTURE IS TOO STICKY. 

 

TIME TO START CUTTING THE COOKIES INTO SHAPES.  I SUGGEST USING SOME PARCHMENT PAPER ALONG WITH SOME FLOUR SPRINKLED ONTOP SO THE DOUGH WON'T STICK.

ROLL OUT THE DOUGH AND CUT INTO PIECES.  PLACE THE DOG BONES ONTO THE TRAYS AND PLACE INTO THE OVEN.  BAKE FOR 1 HOUR @ 350 DEGREES.  

  

350 DEGREES

 

THERE YOU HAVE IT... BOY SCOUT DOG BONES..

TIME FOR SOME FUN AND A WELL DESERVED AFTERNOON NAP.

THANK YOU SETH AND DRACULA.

BOY SCOUT DOG BONES…